A woman visited her parent's home.

A woman visited her parent's home.
When she opened the refrigerator,
she found a picture of supermodel in
a bikini.
Lady: Mom, what's this?
Mom: Oh, I put up that picture, which
reminds me not to over eat.
Lady: Is it working?
Mom: Yes and No. I've lost 9 kg's but
your dad has gained 22 kg's..!

A drunk man arrives late at home.

A drunk man arrives late at home.
He knows his wife won't open the
door, so he decides to pretend he
bought her flowers & knocks at the
door.
Wife: Who is it ?
Drunk: I bring flowers for the pretty
lady.
Wife opens the door & says: Where
are the flowers?

A teacher was teaching her second

A teacher was teaching her second
grade class
about government, she told her
students to ask their
parents what the government is.
When Little Johnny got home that
day, he went up to his dad and ask
his dad what the government was.
His dad thought for a while and
answered, ''Look

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