The phone rings at FBI

The phone rings at FBI
headquarters.]
"Hello?"
"Hello, is this FBI?"
"Yes. What do you want?"
"I'm calling to report my neighbour
Tom. He is hiding marijuana in his
firewood."
"This will be noted."
Next day, the FBI comes over to

One day I met a sweet woman and

One day I met a sweet woman and
fell in love. When it became
apparent that we would marry, I
made the supreme sacrifice and
gave up beans.
Some months later, on my birthday,
my car broke down on the way home
from work. Since I lived in the
countryside I called my wife and told
her that I would be late because I

Death came To Pappu and said "my

Death came To Pappu and said "my
friend Pappu today is your day".
Pappu said
"but i am not ready" and death said,
"well you are next on my list." so
Pappu tried
to plead with death but
it Refused,
"Ok why don't u take a sit while I
get you something to eat before we

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