One day I met a sweet woman and

One day I met a sweet woman and
fell in love. When it became
apparent that we would marry, I
made the supreme sacrifice and
gave up beans.
Some months later, on my birthday,
my car broke down on the way home
from work. Since I lived in the
countryside I called my wife and told
her that I would be late because I

Death came To Pappu and said "my

Death came To Pappu and said "my
friend Pappu today is your day".
Pappu said
"but i am not ready" and death said,
"well you are next on my list." so
Pappu tried
to plead with death but
it Refused,
"Ok why don't u take a sit while I
get you something to eat before we

Teacher Fell Asleep In Class And - Jokes

Teacher Fell Asleep In Class And
Akpos Walked Up To Him,
Akpos : "Teacher Are You Sleeping
In Class?"
Teacher : "No I Am Not Sleeping In
Class."
Akpos : "What Were You Doing Sir ?"
Teacher : " I Was Talking To God."
The Next Day Akpos Fell Asleep In
Class And The Same

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