A drunk man arrives late at home.

A drunk man arrives late at home.
He knows his wife won't open the
door, so he decides to pretend he
bought her flowers & knocks at the
door.
Wife: Who is it ?
Drunk: I bring flowers for the pretty
lady.
Wife opens the door & says: Where
are the flowers?

A teacher was teaching her second

A teacher was teaching her second
grade class
about government, she told her
students to ask their
parents what the government is.
When Little Johnny got home that
day, he went up to his dad and ask
his dad what the government was.
His dad thought for a while and
answered, ''Look

The phone rings at FBI

The phone rings at FBI
headquarters.]
"Hello?"
"Hello, is this FBI?"
"Yes. What do you want?"
"I'm calling to report my neighbour
Tom. He is hiding marijuana in his
firewood."
"This will be noted."
Next day, the FBI comes over to

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